Well, Ellen looks sharp, as usual:
I don’t even know what to say about Portia. Um. Let’s start with the positive: I thought her autobiography was really good. And…I loved her on Better off Ted, which I miss terribly. And I’m really excited to be reunited with Lindsay in the Arrested Development movie. And…I….think she is pretty? But I can not with this jumpsuit. If she were a 95 year old woman attending the fifth wedding of her youngest child, the black sheep of the family whom she secretly likes the best, I would bring her a champagne cocktail and ask her to teach me her ways and applaud her grandmotherly moxie. As it stands, however: NO.