Oh, dear. And she’d been on such a roll.

Length: wrong. Vee: wonkus. Mesh: ugly. Boobs: one jug of syrup away from a breakfast platter. In sun, this comes off like the crappy $40 clearance rack knockoff of about ten other dresses — except it’s Armani, so its price point is higher than that by a factor of POW, despite boasting a fug factor of approximately BAM. So basically, this outfit is a cartoon fight scene from an old episode of Batman. Without the charm.

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