I can’t tell if it’s the dress that’s off here, or just how Julia looks IN it:
It kind of gives her linebacker shoulders, which makes her head look too small, and then the rest of her torso starts to seem disproportionate, and it’s wrinkled, and the shoes are actually thick blond wedges which is a bit clunky for a dress this busy, and her hand in her pocket emphasizes her strange posture, and… do you see what awkward fashion does, America? It creates run-on sentences. Julia Roberts has slain my grammar. I hope she can live with herself.
