This is whimsical, insane, and largely theoretical — but it’s also very creative, pleasantly weird, legitimately artistic, and (bonus, this season!), I am not actively offended. Look, someone rich out there DOES want to dress like an editorial, directional, cozy pile of laundry (or, in one case, what might be an artistic hot dog) and I respect this! And welcome it! Someone wear this to an awards show!
