(a) if you asked me where I thought CZJ was right at this moment, “Portofino” would have been on my list of guesses, although “Bermuda” would have been number one on said list.

(b) if you asked me to envision what I thought she was wearing in Portofino, both of these looks would have been close to what I would have guessed.

(c) Those are the straps of her bathing suit in the below photo, not a Virginia Slim hanging out of CZJ’s mouth:

Celebrity Sightings In Portofino - July 31, 2023

Although I do like the image of her tootling around a yacht leisurely smoking before lunch. Sure, it’s not good for you, but it does feel very Elizabeth Taylor — who also, ICYMI, loved a yacht.

[Photos by MEGA/GC Images]