OF COURSE this is Dior. The only real question for me is, what do we call this unholy mash-up? We can’t call it a skort; skort has already been claimed. This is also more of a gown than just a boring old skirt, anyway. Does that make it a shown? Is she wearing gorts? If we term this a dress, could we see our way through to calling this thing drorts? Or a shress? FASHION IS CONFUSING.