Oh, Dakota. You are so much better than this.
You are DAKOTA F’ING FANNING. You could act your way out of a paper bag! You could act your way out of a Hefty bag! You could act your way out of a Samsonite suitcase that had been mauled by a gang of bike locks! Don’t tell me THIS, a thick drop-waisted wedding gown last seen in an original high school play called Child Bride: Death of a Soul, is the one sack out of which you could not act yourself! Find a way! Find it now! But please, find it in the ladies’ room, because that would be awkward.