NICKY HILTON: Have you completely lost the ability to stand normally?
PARIS HILTON: I totally don’t know what you mean.
NICKY: I think that’s like a yoga move, basically. You’re essentially doing a backbend. It’s weird.
PARIS: This is how I stand to brush my teeth. This is totally normal.
NICKY: You know what IS totally normal?
PARIS: Um, yes. Our outfits.
NICKY: Weird, right?
PARIS: All undergarments accounted for. Two legs on my tights. No leggings. You’re not wearing that one shirt you used to wear all the time. I just used the word “accounted.” AND “undergarments.”
NICKY: I mean, do we look AMAZING?
PARIS: I do.
NICKY: DO YOU?
PARIS: We look cute. Let’s leave it at that.
NICKY: It makes me uneasy.
