Claire won Best Dressed at the Met last year — in her exquisite light-up Zac Posen — and I do not think she will be repeating that victory in 2017. While I must give her points for a good-sport adherence to theme, I will also issue demerits for how many Seinfeld puffy-shirt jokes she brought upon herself last night. She looks like she ran a duvet through a blender and decided to wear it out of the house.

Hugh Dancy’s like, “Don’t make eye contact with it. DO NOT. One of those sleeves looks sentient.”

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