Chrissy Metz got to perform with the Gay Men’s Chorus of L.A. for its 40th birthday — at the Disney Concert Hall downtown, which has got to be the biggest venue at which she’s sung, right? — and she went all-out for the event. I think this is the dishiest, vampiest outfit I’ve seen her in to date, and it’s a saucy mix of Alexis on Dynasty, and… Krystle on Dynasty, and… even a little of Dominique on, yes, Dynasty. This dress is for a person who says things like, “The Champagne is burnt,” and, “Get out, you miserable has-been,” and (Krystle’s best attempt at a sick burn), “If you want a rematch, just whistle… if you can.” Someone is going to try to steal her oil leases in a minute, and if she doesn’t destroy them with the snap of a finger and the cut of her tongue, she will make sweet love to them on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace (and then destroy them with the snap of a finger). Needless to say, I love it.