Apparently, Chrishell has a deal with DSW to “curate a capsule collection,” which basically means she picks her favorite shoes from their inventory and they put them in a branded corner of the store with fancy lights. And I have two notes on this situation: One, she was correct to change into those shoes, because I saw a photo of her walking around L.A. in more neutral pale pink low-heeled slides and they don’t go with the outfit AT ALL. Two, she looks 90 percent totally cute, and 10 percent as if she’s actually shilling expensive neck braces or designer trach collars. From Selling Sunset to Trading in Throats. Peddling Pharynxes. Wrapping Windpipes. I can’t wait for this spinoff.