Reader, I laughed. Charli XCX must have left the ARIA Awards feeling profoundly out-whimsied by Fallopian Tove Lo, and rather than get ovary it, she made womb in her closet for a trompe l’oeil lingerie set. (And then deployed it after forcing herself into something more conventional at the Grammys.) In these uncertain times, it’s comforting to know this for sure: I have found my outfit for this year’s elementary school silent auction gala.

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