I wish I could have been present for the meeting where this dress was presented:
I like to think that it was a charming white lace shift dress and then someone swept in and was all, “I don’t know. Don’t you think it’s MISSING something? It’s so NICE and so SIMPLE and so FLATTERING. It needs something EYE-CATCHING. It needs something RIDICULOUS. We need to see if we can con some people into swooning over something outright ABSURD, because we are DIOR. Let’s give her BREASTS A DUST RUFFLE. I AM A GENIUS GOODBYE.”
It’s a shame, because you can see in this closer shot that the detailing is fab:
If you can overlook the fact that she’s crushing two intricate and delicate pillows to her sides with her elbows and all.
[Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]