I’m usually terrible at this, so I’m proud — sort of — to say that I immediately pegged this as Givenchy.

That’s where we are now, with this line. Anytime I see a refried nightgown that fits like a tantrum, I think, “Oh, well, that has Givenchy stamped all over it. IN BLOOD.”

It’s got secrets, too:

It has two thigh mouths and maybe can undo itself. Which sounds like an unsolvable riddle. “What has two thigh mouths and can undo itself? NOTHING THAT SHOULD EXIST IN NATURE.”

[Photos: Getty]