If this were just the top 90 percent of the outfit, we’d be doing some business.


But with the bottom ten percent, it looks like we’ll be doing some skiing, or going to the hospital to get her feet surgically removed from the vases she stepped in on a dare.

Actually, the thing is, the shoes themselves look  like they could be very cute:


I just don’t understand why they have to hang open (and I do think they have to — I can’t see a way to close them). That works on Dracula’s neck and on flea collars, and that’s about it.