This feels like — and might be!! — an amalgamation of stuff she threw together for an event while her luggage went on walkabout without her, and the airline just kept sending her the equivalent of a shrugging emoji: The shirt her boyfriend wore on the plane, the sweatshirt she shoved in her carry-on in case she got cold and the coat she carried because it takes up too much room in her suitcase, and accessories that a kind hotel employee grabbed for her from lost and found. All told? It could be worse!