The other day, Camila had on a reasonable dress but didn’t entirely wrangle her toes. Today, she’s gotten them relatively secured in a plastic shoe, but she’s gone full Selling Sunset with her clothes. I can see her very tiny and specific bikini tan, AND her bodysuit seems like a labial wedgie either waiting to happen or already raging, yet she also needs a blue furry coat to… keep her forearms toasty? This only makes sense in the context of an Oppenheim Group jaunt to Cabo. We would all like the commission on a $9 million 4-bedroom house in Beverly Hills with like six bathrooms and a fridge entirely for herbs, but there is no reason to use that show as a fashion guideline.

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