I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that this is the BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED:

What’s that on her bosom, you say? A red tube top? AU CONTRAIRE:

LIPS. BOOB LIPS. LIP BOOBS. I think I’ve been rendered speechless. I shall respond in haiku:

Lip boobs, oh lip boobs

I need matching bottoms so

you can kiss my ass.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Tags: Leona Lewis