This is absurd. Bella Thorne is, at least for the moment, an actual working Hollywood actress with fairly high-profile projects. And yet everything about this photo — the matching hair, the outfits, the pose — comes off like they’re two dilettante celebuspawns desperate to get their own reality show because they are positive they’re interesting, but also secretly without other life skills. Except that show already basically exists — Barely Famous, with Sara and Erin Foster, daughters of composer David — and IT’S SATIRE. Don’t be unwitting human parodies, ladies. Down that road lies… well, possibly a reality show, I guess, which would at least close the loop here.