I have to apologize, I think, to some of Fug Nation. Because I saw Before Sunrise, but barely remember it. I never bothered with Before Sunset, because of the aforementioned. And therefore Before Midnight is also probably going to pass me right by. Please know, though, Devout Fans of Before Various Times Of Day, that I have nothing against your beloved trilogy when I say…

… that this is terribly unflattering on her, and kind of makes her look like the star of Before The Red Lobster Early Bird Special Ends, about a widow who’s trying to meet up with her high-school sweetheart over endless shrimp, but refuses to drive faster than 20 miles per hour because that’s just RECKLESS SPEEDING.

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