As surely as the swallows return to San Capistrano, so too do I arrive in August and find myself feeling envious of a British celebrity and radio host’s generous allotment of vacation! In other words: Amanda Holden is off gallivanting around Greece in a bikini for the next month and good for her! I wonder if her compatriot, Ashley Roberts, also feels a stab of envy. Well, Ashley, I appreciate you!

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