Supposedly, Jennifer Lopez up there wore that on her way into, or out of, Live with Kelly and Mark — but the show’s website doesn’t list her as being in one of its episodes yet this week, so I don’t know if this is part of the stuff they’ve allegedly been pre-taping (scandal!), or what. Anyway, the only reason it matters is that I am curious whether she wore this on the show, or put it on to leave the studio and go someplace else. Because this is a cockamamie ensemble for an interview at 10 o’clock in the morning! Especially one where you have to heave yourself up onto a tall chair and hope your tiny skirt does not ride all the way up! In all honestly, this is a cockamamie ensemble for pretty much anything outside of a zoo-themed Met Gala. I guess that’s why she’s J.Lo: She has The Cockamamie ready to deploy at any hour, and any time.
Earlier on Wednesday, she hit the Today show in something TOTALLY different:
I guess if 10 a.m. is for full-body animal print and feathers, then 8 a.m. is for sheer blouses and pinchy shapewear. I don’t make the rules.
