I realize this is not the best advertisement for my own slideshow, but after the first couple looks, Armani made it… kinda boring for its famous guests. And there were a lot of famous guests. Reuters reports that Giorgio Armani moved the show to New York for the most romantic of reasons: “to coincide with the opening of his new building, containing private residences, Armani boutiques and a restaurant on Madison Avenue.” And while some of this is nice, a lot of it is dull, like half of them are dressed for an investment pitch over their prime rib.