This is basically the full coverage version of what Ellie wore in Cannes.

Can we marry them? Take the top of the other one and give it the feather-skirt treatment? Because the pretty, glitzy bits of that dress might at least make the plumage look interesting, whereas the dowdy sausage casing we have here just makes it the bottom seem hairy and blah, like a Muppet somebody got bored of before giving it a head.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]