This is such a gorgeous, unusual dress. That neckline is a lot sexier than Jennifer Garner typically goes for, but I have to think she looked at that on this night and thought, “I’ve made a horrible mistake.” She would have been glorious in it, but alas, she went with Refried Mortuary Tablecloth instead. I’m happy for Annie, though, who looks perfect and perfectly gleaming. It’s nice to see somebody (comparatively) new shine.