Analeigh Tipton is (a) arguably the most successful alum of America’s Next Top Model, and (b) absolutely in costume right now as your sweet Vacation Bible School ceramics teacher from 1972, a year you’re currently visiting because you tripped in an enchanted garden and fell through a wormhole to the past, where you’ve got…well, a lot of history you’re supposed to stop. Good luck with all that. Maybe she can help? She seems competent, if perhaps a person too married to the health and well-being of her many many fiddlehead ferns.

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