I feel like I can read the mind of the wistful-looking dude behind Katy Perry:
He’s all, “gosh, Katy Perry looks really pretty tonight. Pretty and astoundingly NORMAL. Sigh. Remember when she used to show up places dressed as, like, a sequined pickle with a banana on her head? I MISS those times. I hope marriage hasn’t turned her into the kind of person who won’t wear a catsuit anymore.”
Don’t worry, Wistful Dude. Some things NEVER change.
