On one hand, I like this:

On the other, it totally reminds me of the time that my parents re-papered the dining room in this kind of abstract print, and someone came over and said, “it looks like fried eggs to me.” and ever all, all we could see in the paper was fried eggs. It might just be Thanksgiving on my brain, but this dress looks like it’s got deviled eggs all over it. Shiny, abstract, adorable deviled eggs, but deviled eggs nonetheless. Also, now I’m hungry.