May I be honest? I did not think we’d all still be talking about Justin Bieber in 2015. I sort of thought he was going to go all Kevin Federline on us and disappear into the Fro Yo shops of Calabasas, where he’d peacefully live off his millions and spend a lot of time watering the lawn and eventually, fifteen years hence, pop up on the Hologram TV in We Love The Early-to-Mid Turn of the 21st Century! on VH1, a title they’re going to have to really workshop. But here we are:

Props for continuing to be famous, Justin. I honestly thought this would be over by now. I could say the same for the lifespan of those jeans.

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