Don’t get me wrong: This is adorable. But it’s so much more conservative than her usual and I can only ask one question: WHY. What is she plotting?! Is this a scheme to steal Reese Witherspoon’s identity — and, correspondingly, her Legally Blonde residuals? Not a bad plan, actually, now that I think about it. Watch your back, Reese.

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