Talia Ryder here is in the upcoming indie Never Rarely Sometimes Always, and I take her to be a person of profound social conscience. Why? Because she clearly knew she was needed. She clearly knew the world was desperate for a distraction, even a fleeting one, during These Dark Times. And so she walked up to her closet, tapped her chin thoughtfully, and then said, “It’s time,” while reaching for That Hanger.

And thus: The Chappening.

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