Okay, Hilary. I know you’re just running an errand at the ATM, but if you can take the time to put on a blazer and pumps and a Chanel bag and fancy earrings, then you maybe need to hear something that your girlfriends are apparently too scared to tell you. So here goes.
EVEN BRITNEY SPEARS STOPPED WEARING THOSE SHORTS. You do not want those sloppy seconds, Hil. Trust.