For a moment here, I thought Katrina Bowden — of 30 Rock — was Hilary Duff. I’d suggest they play sisters in something, but I feel like Haylie Duff might be enraged by that, and you never want to go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Although I don’t know that the Duffs are Sicilian and it’s probably not death on the line, exactly. In fact, it’s entirely possible that none of that means what I think it means. It’s just that I hadn’t quoted The Princess Bride in a long time.
It’s also, frankly, possible, that this outfit has wacked all sense completely out of my head. It’s like a giant salute to illusion netting married to an obsession with macrame, and the whole thing is causing me great pain. Although I hear that fashion is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.