I know this joke is dated and played out and I’ve made it too many times and it’s not even really pertinent anymore but! This time it’s EXTREMELY TRUE: This looks exactly like what would happen on Project Runway when a contestant would run out of time when they were only two-thirds of the way through constructing their garment and they had to improvise in a panic. I’d note that I do think this effort would squeak through and said contestant would live to sew another day, though, and that’s not nothing.

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