Oh my god. Thank you, Attitude Magazine. Thank you very much. And also thank you for the fact that the shot inside the magazine is barely Safe For Work. I, in fact, decided to put it under the jump so none of you get rumbled by your boss looking at Neville Longbottom in his undercrackers (and, in fairness, a wine cardigan).
That said, dear reader, you WILL want to click though:
I need to take the rest of the day off.