It is my understanding that this will please some of the court:
At some point we’ll have to do a proper Battle of the Chrises — HAVE we done that? Maybe we did — but for today, I give you Captain Kirk, at the premiere of the movie I cannot think of as anything other than The Perfect Storm: More Weather. He is also giving decent Blue Steel. I hope Zoolander 2 features an all-star stare-off.