The informative caption on the upper photo here read “BACK DETAILING,” as if the photographer saw this look and was like, “listen, I know that people are going to want to know what this looks like from the back and I’m here to provide that info!” And frankly, I feel like it could have been worse! (Although it is not great.)

Here is your front view:

'Lindsey Vonn: The Final Season' film premiere, Arrivals, Writers Guild Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 07 Nov 2019

It is indeed sheer, but it’s also kind of cool….? Am I losing my mind? It’s like Sexy Expensive Guinevere — which is apparently now I vibe I am now into? The lining looks more reasonable from the front? Am I going to end every sentence in this paragraph with a question mark? I guess I am?

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