Y’all, X-Files is on like 45 hours a week. I am at this set listening to these people caterwobble right in my face for, like, ever and I am seriously so tired, y’all, which is why it took me like a really, REALLY really really really really long time to give you an update on what it’s like for me to be The Blonde Paula Abdul which is what Simon wrote on my mirror in lipstick. Which is pretty unfair because I am not as long-winded as that crackpot is and also because I am taller. ANYWAY, I know y’all have already seen all my outfits for these ENDLESS ENDLESS auditions so I thought we could talk about my favorite thing in the world: my face.
