Let it be known that (a) I love that she’s branching out, (b) I love the colors, and (c) I love her makeup. HOWEVER:

This bodice perplexes me deeply. We’ve seen this sort of top before — most noteworthily, on Rosamund Pike’s HORRIBLE Golden Globes gown from last year — and it basically never works. It’s like two giant fabric thumbs held together with a shoestring. Somewhere in heaven, Oscar de la Renta himself has discreetly excused himself from the Jackie Collins Welcome Party to furrow his elegant brow.

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