It’s definitely synergy to celebrate your natal day in, essentially, your birthday suit. (It’s a transparent bodysuit with what appears to a metallic fungus over her boobs, crotch, and neck; it looks like she climbed out of a bubble bath that is taking its time dissolving.) But it’s also lacking in imagination. Pants would have been revolutionary in comparison. That’s where we are as a world right now, y’all.

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