This one starts out so well. Her hair and makeup is everything I would want it to be, had I stopped and thought about it.

But the rest of her outfit is made of $2,000 silly string. Please, everyone, be careful not to trigger the sprinkler system or this will dissolve right off her.

Amber Heard’s turns down the crotch volume, but only slightly:

Sadly, it’s still straight-up Little Bo Peep Show.

[Photos: Getty]