This one starts out so well. Her hair and makeup is everything I would want it to be, had I stopped and thought about it.
But the rest of her outfit is made of $2,000 silly string. Please, everyone, be careful not to trigger the sprinkler system or this will dissolve right off her.
Amber Heard’s turns down the crotch volume, but only slightly:
Sadly, it’s still straight-up Little Bo Peep Show.