Bless you, Alysia (she is, if you’re not familiar, from Orange Is The New Black).

We are in summer’s dark days, when fewer and fewer celebs seem to show up around town. There is not a preponderance of events, and frankly, most of them have probably been doing what I’m doing: holing up and flipping between MSNBC and CNN (and, yes, Baywatch reruns) while eating their feelings. So I salute you, Alysia Reiner, for so selflessly slitting open a king-size pillow case and gluing it your frock, so that we might have something to discuss. In return for this courtesy, I will compliment your lipstick. High-five.

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