Y’all, that first outfit on Naomi Watts is so noteworthily hideous that I actually wondered if maybe she was in costume, filming something where she plays the role of…I don’t know. A 1980s business lady with horrible taste who magically travels to 2007 and falls in love with the Valentino Rock Stud shoe, which she brings back with her to 1984, claims she’s “invented them,” and becomes a millionaire — only to discover when she arrives at 2007 naturally that she’s ruined the natural order of things and has to undo it all to set the world back to rights. (Is this maybe actually what’s really happening? Where the Rock Studs meant to be invented NOW and someone went back in time and sold them to Valentino too early and now we’re all FUCKED? THANKS NAOMI WATTS.)
Anyway, this is way better:
I feel okay now.
