The longer I look at this dress, the more I’m pretty sure I’ve written about it before. Or Heather has.

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But I can’t remember who wore it, or what we thought about it at the time. I used to have a great memory for these things, but it turns out one human brain can not, in fact, contain the details from every episode from 90210 AND remember everything everyone has ever worn on the red carpet over the last five years. This must be what it’s like to get old. I thought the gray hairs were the most egregious offenders, but apparently no longer being the human version of the Who Wore It Best feature is also in the running. ANYWAY: regardless, I like this now, on her, even if it does look like she got into a paintball fight. It’s a very CHIC and flattering paintball fight, which is really all you can ask for, anyway. Right? Right. Now, off to find that ginkgo biloba.