If anything confirms that the Hollywood Walk of Fame is essentially meaningless (beyond the fact that the stars are purchased by fans or studios or the stars themselves, or a combo: “The Starz cable network, for example, paid for Dennis Hopper’s star as part of the promotion for its series Crash,” per Wikipedia), it’s the fact that 95 percent of the time, the people who turn up to introduce/support the honorees are just in their most recent — and possibly currently premiering WHAT A COINCIDENCE — movie, as if somehow those people are the only ones whose presence would be so meaningful. Not that anyone out there should be SAD if they get a Walk of Fame star, but Kanye West can really stop stressing about Kim’s lack of one. It’s not like Everyone In Town got together and decided you are in the club.

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