Let’s start at the very beginning:

Her hair is REALLY thick and bouncy and delicious right now. But I also like the confidence of the dress, and of the wearer, who appears to be saying, “CHECK ME OUT YOU GUYS. I’m a dish.”

That color is spectacular, the petals are apparently all hand-cut, and she looks like a million bucks. All those designers who run away from curvier women, or want to stick them in one loose silhouette, or just generally throw a tantrum about what to do with non-model silhouettes O WOE NOBODY KNOWS THE AGONY, should feel very small today.

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