I know. MONSE. The locusts are coming, pigs are sprouting wings, and Satan is ordering Uggs on Amazon. Because this is Monse, and I kinda like it. Check it out:
That’s REALLY good, even with the semi-distracting asymmetrical hem. All those contrasting patterns risk looking jumbled, but there’s a polish to it that saves the day. The styling around it isn’t my absolute favorite — I’m not wild about the shoes, and I’d have gone with a red lip, because I think that can complement a black and white dress so strikingly — but overall this is making me want to go buy a belted coat-dress/day dress, even though I know my body looks awful in those. She’s making me override my own instincts. You’re dangerous, Lupita.