This is basically The Platonic Ideal of Heidi Klum:
It’s short, it’s sparkly, it’s tight, she’s tan. And while Short, Sparkly, Tight, and Tan can so easily go wrong — just look at….well, all of our archives — if anyone can pull off showing up on the red carpet dressed like a disco ball, it’s Heidi. (Although, in a historic first, I might have argued that she didn’t need quite that many bracelets. I know. I’ll show myself out.)
[Photo: Fame/Flynet]
