Dear Allison Janney: Why are you so awesome?

I just want to know because you are like one vibrant, multi-tiered Awesome Cake, and it feels like maybe you could spare a slice, and I LOVE cake. And awesomeness. And that dress. And you. If you can’t sacrifice a piece of Awesome Cake but you’re willing to let the dress go, I would accept that as a substitute. Thank you for ruling.

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