PIPER PERABO: WE’RE FIERCE.
CHRIS GORHAM: SO FIERCE.
PIPER: I’M SMIZING.
CHRIS: I went to college with Jessica.
PIPER: Oh my god, I know. She mentions it every time you end up on the blog.
CHRIS: She’s just happy that someone she used to know is so successful, and also really nice.
PIPER: ENOUGH. CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME?
CHRIS: Do you really want to?
CHRIS: Thank GOD you’re smiling in pictures now. Look how cute you are!
PIPER: Don’t you think I’m dressed like what an alien would wear if she decided to land on earth and try and blend in with the earthlings, but all she knew of us came from ice dancing?
PIPER: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS YES.